And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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