Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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