hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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