I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
How's work?
Spinning.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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