I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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