Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
