if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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