kristin has been a bad kristin
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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