i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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