More tranny stories later!
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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