how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I wear drunk well.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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