I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
