Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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