Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
third nipple confirmed
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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