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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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