If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
How does one acquire holy water?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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