Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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