So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
My ATM looks so different sober.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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