We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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