Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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