What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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