I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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