I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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