Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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