I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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