3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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