try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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