He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize
