i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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