So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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