Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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