How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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