2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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