Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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