thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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