Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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