I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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