id be glad to
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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