Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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