ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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