Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
is that a dick in a sweater?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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