Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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