I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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