the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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