dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Barsexuality is the new black.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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