good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Someone came in the potted fern
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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