i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
so let's talk penis.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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