YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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