im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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