Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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