I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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