I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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