Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
